So the other day...

I was walking from the building where my cubicle is to the gym - a very nice one within the campus - and I saw this guy walk towards me and as I was wondering why he looked familiar we exchanged "hi"-s. Then I realized that's the CEO of the org that I work for. That was kind of nice to see a CEO walk around unassumingly in normal attire and without a dozen cronies surrounding him. At least I know now the boss doesn't act like the stereotype which the entertainment industry likes to conveniently blame for all the evil in the world.

Or maybe that's just the difference in culture between Silicon Valley and Wall Street.

Also thank the-probably-nonexistent god for Italians and Mexicans, for without them I would have to eat food I hate when I am in the US.

Tsingtao

How many people celebrate their birthdays in Chinatown in San Francisco - with Chinese food and beer. Or by visiting the Golden Gate bridge. I don't know but you can start the count with me.

But then you guys probably are here for the beer. No I can't eat with chopsticks it's just a pose OK?

Now is this cabin thingie for sale? Near the water, just a few minutes from the city, relatives/religion peddlers wont bother you much. What's not to recommend it as a residence for the man or woman of the 2000s?

And at around 1AM returning from that place that I am not going to talk about.

PS: In SF parking is always a bitch.

Arrest me already

OK like you know I launder money you know like when I leave like a few coins and like bills in my pockets like you know when I am dropping like clothes into the washing machine.

We had a work training about money laundering and terrorist financing today. Now I know better ways to launder money which I am sure was the intention of the course. So if you:
1. Are a drug dealer
2. Buy high-end items like vintage automobiles from high-risk countries like Ukraine
3. Traffic humans
4. Sell guns to Iranian "charities"

Let me know and I should be able to give you a few pointers.

The pacific ocean can kiss my

...foot. The Pacific Ocean kissed my feet. What a cold kiss it was too!

Who is he? I have to agree with him.


...but others believe that the beach is strictly for the birds.


All I wanted to do was stand and watch.


but nature can be cruel


as much as it can be beautiful


But then maybe I should try to not sexually assault sharks?


What? Who has a perverted mind?

Got a light?

So on Friday  my friends here said "let's go to San Francisco for the weekend". Sounds like fun. Except on Saturday the ****s slept till noon. Sunday? Rinse. Repeat. Totally fed up Sunday night I took the local train to San Jose downtown and back. Just that. Nothing else. Walked around a bit but everything looked empty already. On the way back I was waiting for the train. When this woman dressed with a red flower in her hair and red floral prints also sat down nearby. She looked - maybe I am a narrow-minded sexist who expect women to dress in such and such pre-defined ways -  err...umm gaudy.

Then she asked me "Do you have a lighter?" I didn't - that's what non-smoker's are for to not have lighters when asked -  the older guy on the other side of her didn't have one. Then the guy started walking around and possibly trying to look for a chance to talk to her. Not a chance she was loudly talking nay announcing about her weekend to someone on he mobile. After a while the guy takes advantage of the pause in the phone-verstaion.
He: Do you have a cigarette?
She: You don't have a lighter but want a cigarette!!!

Tough luck mister. Or maybe he really wanted a cigarette.

That explains my Facebook status message.

Next post should I talk about San Jose or the dream featuring my Russian love interest?

Sweet Jesus!

When ever I do an ego-search on Google I tend to use my name. Today I searched for SJ and guess what? The first link that comes up is for Society of Jesus. Now how do I become more popular than those guys?

In Nepal I would be a dhoti

Which one are you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs